YOU SAID:
I am cleaner than your grannys kitchen
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたのおばあちゃんのキッチンよりもきれいです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am more beautiful than your grandma's kitchen
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたのおばあちゃんのキッチンよりも美しいです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am more beautiful than your grandma's kitchen
That didn't even make that much sense in English.