YOU SAID:
I am dead and my mother killed me with an ear of corn
INTO JAPANESE
私は死んでいて、母はトウモロコシの穂で私を殺しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was dead and my mother killed me with ears of corn
INTO JAPANESE
私は死んでいて、母はトウモロコシの耳で私を殺しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was dead and my mother killed me with ears of corn
You've done this before, haven't you.