YOU SAID:

I am done with life. I am killing myself tonight. No joke.

INTO JAPANESE

私は人生で終わった。私は今夜自殺しています。冗談はありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ended up with life. I'm suicidal tonight. No kidding.

INTO JAPANESE

私は人生で終わった。今夜は自殺です。まさか。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ended up with life. It's suicide tonight. Surely?

INTO JAPANESE

私は人生で終わった。今夜は自殺だ。きっと。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ended up with life. It's suicide tonight. Surely.

INTO JAPANESE

私は人生で終わった。今夜は自殺だ。きっと。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ended up with life. It's suicide tonight. Surely.