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i am dying cause my brother shoved a gold fish into my cats mouth and i can not stop laughing and now i need to buy a new cat buy a new goldfish and pay for a funeral for the pets

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私は死にかけている私の兄は私の猫の口に金の魚を押し込んだし、私は笑いを止めることができないと今、私は新しい猫を購入し、ペットのための葬式のために支払う必要があります

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I'm dying my brother pushed a gold fish into my cat's mouth and I can't stop laughing and now I have to buy a new cat and pay for a funeral for a pet

INTO JAPANESE

私は兄が私の猫の口に金の魚を押し込んで死にかけていると私は笑いを止めることができないし、今、私は新しい猫を購入し、ペットのための葬式のために支払う必要があります

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm dying my brother pushed a gold fish into my cat's mouth and I can't stop laughing and now I have to buy a new cat and pay for a funeral for my pet

INTO JAPANESE

私は兄が私の猫の口に金の魚を押し込んで死にかけていると私は笑いを止めることができないし、今、私は新しい猫を購入し、私のペットのための葬式のために支払う必要があります

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm dying my brother pushed a gold fish into my cat's mouth and I can't stop laughing and now I have to buy a new cat and pay for a funeral for my pet