Translated Labs

YOU SAID:

I am entitled to financial compensation due to my mesothelioma

INTO JAPANESE

ガイア・マトリクス社のここでの私の職務によって 証券取引委員会が証券法違反で 現在私を捜査しているということだ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am currently under investigation by the s.e.c.for securities violations due to my role here at gaia matrix.

Equilibrium found!

That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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