YOU SAID:
i am going home to fry my dog do you want som
INTO JAPANESE
私は犬を炒めるために家に帰ります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I go home to fry the dog
INTO JAPANESE
家に帰って犬を炒めます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Go home and fry the dog
INTO JAPANESE
家に帰って犬を炒める
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Go home and fry the dog
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