YOU SAID:

I am going to absolutely smite my pants, like an absolute brown streak the likes of which you have never seen before.

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたが今まで見たことのないような絶対的な茶色の縞のように、絶対に私のズボンを打つつもりです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm absolutely going to hit my pants, like absolute brown stripes like you've never seen before.

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたが今まで見たことのないような絶対的な茶色の縞のように、絶対に私のズボンを打つつもりです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm absolutely going to hit my pants, like absolute brown stripes like you've never seen before.