YOU SAID:

I am going to eat a dog, dude.

INTO JAPANESE

私は、男を犬を食べるつもりです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I intend to eat a dog man.

INTO JAPANESE

犬男を食べるつもりです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It is going to eat the dog man.

INTO JAPANESE

それは犬人間を食べるつもりです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It is going to eat the dog man.