YOU SAID:

I am going to eat your shoes with a side of potatoes and eggs.

INTO JAPANESE

じゃがいもと卵を片手に靴を食べます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Eat shoes with potatoes and eggs in one hand.

INTO JAPANESE

片手にじゃがいもと卵の入った靴を食べる。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Eat shoes with potatoes and eggs in one hand.