YOU SAID:

I am going to smash your face in with a hammer because i want to, only kidding.

INTO JAPANESE

冗談でいいので、ハンマーで顔を叩きます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Just kidding, hit your face with a hammer.

INTO JAPANESE

冗談ですが、ハンマーで顔を叩きます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm kidding, but I hit my face with a hammer.

INTO JAPANESE

冗談ですが、ハンマーで顔を叩きました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm kidding, but I hit my face with a hammer.