YOU SAID:

i am here. pee pee poo poo. have you seem my snake?

INTO JAPANESE

わたしはここにいます。おしっこおしっこうんちうんち。あなたは私のヘビのように見えますか?

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am here. Pee pee poop poop. Do you look like my snake?

INTO JAPANESE

わたしはここにいます。おしっこおしっこうんちうんち。あなたは私のヘビのように見えますか?

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am here. Pee pee poop poop. Do you look like my snake?