YOU SAID:

I am just as useless as the buger in your nose

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたの鼻に入った盗聴器と同じくらい役に立たない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm as useless as a wiretap in your nose

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたの鼻に盗聴器があるのと同じくらい役に立たない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm as useless as having a bug in your nose

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたの鼻に虫がいるのと同じくらい役に立たない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm as useless as having a bug in your nose