Translated Labs

YOU SAID:

I am not a human I am not an animal I am not dead I am alive

INTO JAPANESE

私は人間ではない私は動物ではない私は死んでいない私は生きている

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am not human I am not animal I am not dead I am alive

INTO JAPANESE

私は人間ではない私は動物ではない私は死んでいない私は生きている

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am not human I am not animal I am not dead I am alive

Equilibrium found!

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