YOU SAID:
I am not pretending to be not a tomato
INTO JAPANESE
私はトマトではないふりをしていません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I do not pretend not to be a tomato
INTO JAPANESE
私はトマトにならないふりをしない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I don't pretend to be a tomato
INTO JAPANESE
私はトマトのふりをしない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I don't pretend to be tomatoes
INTO JAPANESE
私はトマトのふりをしない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I don't pretend to be tomatoes
That's deep, man.