YOU SAID:

I am on a boat in the middle of the ocean and nothing matters

INTO JAPANESE

私は海の真ん中のボートに乗っていて、何も問題はありません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am on a boat in the middle of the ocean and nothing is wrong

INTO JAPANESE

私は海の真ん中のボートに乗っていて、何も問題はありません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am on a boat in the middle of the ocean and nothing is wrong