YOU SAID:

I am pooping right now

INTO JAPANESE

私は今うんちです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I now yes POO.

INTO JAPANESE

私は今、うんちをはい。

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I now, yes to Yes.

INTO JAPANESE

私は今、はいはい。

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I now, Yes.

INTO JAPANESE

私は今、はい。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I now, Yes.