YOU SAID:

I am so bored that I could eat a cow.

INTO JAPANESE

私はとてもうんざりして、私は牛を食べることができます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am very sick and I can eat cows.

INTO JAPANESE

私は非常に病気で、私は牛を食べることができます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am very sick and I can eat cows.