YOU SAID:
i am so epic dude, and i eat paper
INTO JAPANESE
私はとても壮大な男です、そして私は紙を食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm such a magnificent guy, and I eat paper
INTO JAPANESE
私はとても壮大な男です、そして、私は紙を食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm such a grand guy and I eat paper
INTO JAPANESE
私はとても壮大な男だと私は紙を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a very grand guy and I eat paper
INTO JAPANESE
私は非常に壮大な男だと私は紙を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a very grand guy and I eat paper
You should move to Japan!