YOU SAID:

I Am The Dog. My Name Is The Dog. I Will Bark At Nothing Now. Bah! Bah Bah!

INTO JAPANESE

私は犬です。私の名前は犬です。今は何も吠えません。ああ！バーバー！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am a dog. my name is dog I can't bark now. ah! Barber!

INTO JAPANESE

私は犬です。私の名前は犬です、今は吠えられません。ああ！理容師さん！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am a dog. My name is Dog, I can't bark now. ah! Barber!

INTO JAPANESE

私は犬です。私の名前は犬です、今は吠えられません。ああ！理容師さん！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am a dog. My name is Dog, I can't bark now. ah! Barber!