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I am vigorously stroking my morning wood away

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朝の木を激しく撫でている

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I'm stroking the morning trees violently

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私は朝の木を激しく撫でている

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I'm stroking the morning tree violently

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私は朝の木を激しく撫でている

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I'm stroking the morning tree violently