YOU SAID:

I am wanted for 17 warcrimes and stealing a thanksgiving turkey while also comforting a small bear who was being attacked by rabid bees while sucking the thumb of a shark while also defending myself against a wild sabertooth hawk

INTO JAPANESE

私は17の戦争犯罪を求められ、感謝祭の七面鳥を盗み、サメの親指を吸いながら狂犬病の蜂に襲われていた小さなクマを慰め、野生の剣歯虎から身を守りました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Asked for 17 war crimes, I stole a Thanksgiving turkey, sucked a shark's thumb, comforted a little bear attacked by a rabies bee, and protected myself from a wild saber-toothed tiger.

INTO JAPANESE

17の戦争犯罪を求められて、私は感謝祭の七面鳥を盗み、サメの親指を吸い、狂犬病の蜂に襲われた小さなクマを慰め、野生の剣歯虎から身を守りました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Asked for 17 war crimes, I stole a Thanksgiving turkey, sucked a shark's thumb, comforted a little bear attacked by a rabies bee, and protected myself from a wild saber-toothed tiger.