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I am watching dank pods right now.

INTO JAPANESE

私は今、じめじめしたポッドを見ています。

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I'm looking at a erring pod now.

INTO JAPANESE

私は今、目を引くポッドを見ています。

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I'm looking at an eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eye pod now.

INTO JAPANESE

私は今、目と目の目の目のポッドを見ています。

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I'm looking at the eye and eye eye pods now.

INTO JAPANESE

私は今、目と目のポッドを見ています。

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I'm looking at the eye and eye pods now.

INTO JAPANESE

私は今、目と目のポッドを見ています。

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I'm looking at the eye and eye pods now.