YOU SAID:

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. So what does that make us? Absolutely nothing!

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたの父の兄弟の甥のいとこの元ルームメイトです。それで何をしてくれるんだ？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am the ex-roommate of your father's brother's nephew's cousin. So, what are you gonna do?

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたの父の兄弟の甥のいとこの元ルームメイトです。それでどうするつもり？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am the ex-roommate of your father's brother's nephew's cousin. So, what are you gonna do?