YOU SAID:
I an unable to preform a cucumber abortion operation with a coat hanger.
INTO JAPANESE
私はコートハンガーでキュウリ中絶手術を行うことができません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can not do cucumber abortion surgery with a coat hanger.
INTO JAPANESE
私はコートハンガーでキュウリ中絶手術をすることはできません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can not do cucumber abortion surgery with a coat hanger.
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