YOU SAID:
I ate a dog today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
INTO JAPANESE
私は犬を飼っている。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a dog.
INTO JAPANESE
私は犬を飼っている。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a dog.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.