YOU SAID:
I ate a potato, it got mad and ate me back.
INTO JAPANESE
私はジャガイモを食べた、それは怒って、私を食べた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate potatoes, it got angry and ate me.
INTO JAPANESE
私はジャガイモを食べた、それは怒って、私を食べた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate potatoes, it got angry and ate me.
You should move to Japan!