YOU SAID:

i ate a waffle and it molested me

INTO JAPANESE

私はワッフルを食べました、そしてそれは私をばかにしました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate waffle, which made me ridiculous

INTO JAPANESE

私はばかげていたワッフルを食べた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate a waffle that was ridiculous

INTO JAPANESE

ばかげていたワッフルを食べた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate a ridiculous waffle

INTO JAPANESE

ばかげたワッフルを食べた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate a ridiculous waffle