YOU SAID:

I ate grass and the somehow I over the bridge! Oh I do love swim.

INTO JAPANESE

草を食べたと、どういうわけか私は橋上!ああ水泳は好きです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Ate grass and somehow I's bridge! Oh like swimming.

INTO JAPANESE

草を食べたとどういうわけか私はブリッジ!ああ水泳が好き。