YOU SAID:
i ate horse when i was nineteen thirty five and i got to jail but i ate a pineapple and then a horse killed my mom at the airport driving a car
INTO JAPANESE
私は19時35分に馬を食べて刑務所に入れられましたが、パイナップルを食べた後、空港で車を運転して馬が母を殺しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate a horse at 19:35 and was put in jail, but after eating a pineapple, I drove a car at the airport and the horse killed my mother
INTO JAPANESE
19時35分に馬を食べて刑務所に入れられたが、パイナップルを食べた後、空港で車を運転し、馬が母を殺した。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He ate a horse and was put in jail at 19:35, but after eating a pineapple, he drove a car at the airport and the horse killed his mother.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は馬を食べて19時35分に刑務所に入れられたが、パイナップルを食べた後、空港で車を運転し、馬は母親を殺した。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He ate a horse and was put in jail at 19:35, but after eating a pineapple he drove a car at the airport and the horse killed his mother.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は馬を食べて19時35分に刑務所に入れられたが、パイナップルを食べた後、空港で車を運転し、馬は母親を殺した。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He ate a horse and was put in jail at 19:35, but after eating a pineapple he drove a car at the airport and the horse killed his mother.
That's deep, man.