YOU SAID:

I ate my cat so this better get 1000 likes

INTO JAPANESE

私は猫を食べたので、これは1000のいいねをよりよく得る

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This gets 1000 likes better because I ate a cat

INTO JAPANESE

猫を食べたので1000いいね！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate a cat, so I like 1000!

INTO JAPANESE

私は猫を食べたので、1000が好きです！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate a cat, so I like 1000!