YOU SAID:

i ate my dog HAHAHA (no i didn't)

INTO JAPANESE

私は犬のハハハを食べました（私はしませんでした）

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate the dog hahaha (I did not)

INTO JAPANESE

私は犬を食べました（笑）

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate the dog (laughs)

INTO JAPANESE

犬を食べました（笑）

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate a dog (laughs)

INTO JAPANESE

犬を食べました（笑）

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate a dog (laughs)