YOU SAID:

I ate my grandma, get me some cocaine.

INTO JAPANESE

私はおばあちゃんを食べ、コカインを買ってきてください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate my grandma and bought cocaine.

INTO JAPANESE

私はおばあちゃんを食べ、コカインを買った。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate my grandma and bought cocaine.