YOU SAID:

I ate seventy poos because i thought they were Christmas chocolate

INTO JAPANESE

クリスマスチョコレートだと思ってうんちを70個食べた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate 70 pieces of poop thinking it was Christmas chocolate.

INTO JAPANESE

クリスマスチョコだと思ってうんこ70個食べた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate 70 pieces of poop thinking it was Christmas chocolate.