YOU SAID:
i ate seventy thousand jellybeans please help
INTO JAPANESE
私は助けてください7万ジェリービーンズを食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate 70,000 jelly beans please help
INTO JAPANESE
私は7万のジェリービーンズを食べて助けてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please help me eat 70,000 jelly beans
INTO JAPANESE
私が7万個のジェリービーンズを食べるのを手伝ってください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please help me eat 70,000 jelly beans
That didn't even make that much sense in English.