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i ate someone and they ate me

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私は誰かを食べ、彼らは私を食べた

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I ate someone, they ate me

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誰かを食べて、彼らは私を食べた

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They ate somebody, they ate me.

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誰かを食べて私を食べた

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He ate someone. He ate me.

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誰かに食べられた私を食べた

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Someone ate me.

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誰かに食べられた

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Someone ate it.

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- マジ?

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- Someone ate it?

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- マジ?

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- Someone ate it?