YOU SAID:

i ate two jelly filled doughnuts for dinner then crapped myself

INTO JAPANESE

私は夕食のために2つのゼリー入りドーナツを食べてから自分自身をたたきました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate myself after eating two jelly donuts for dinner

INTO JAPANESE

私は夕食に2つのゼリードーナツを食べた後、自分で食べました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate myself after eating two jelly donuts for dinner