YOU SAID:
I-ay am-ay ery-vay mart-say ut-bay am-ay I-ay?
INTO JAPANESE
私は、ay-ay ery-vay mart-say ut-bay am-ay I-ay?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Am I ay-ay ery-vay mart-say ut-bay am-ay I-ay?
INTO JAPANESE
私はay-ay ery-vay mart-say ut-bay am-ay I-ayですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Am I ay-ay ery-vay mart-say ut-bay am-ay I-ay?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.