YOU SAID:

i beat my meat and i beat my son

INTO JAPANESE

私は私の肉を打つし、私は私の息子を打つ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I hit my son, and I beat my meat

INTO JAPANESE

私は私の息子をヒットし、私は私の肉を打つ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My son hit me, I beat my meat

INTO JAPANESE

私の息子は私を襲った、私は私の肉を打つ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My son hit me, I beat my meat