YOU SAID:

i bet i'm confusing all the Japanese people right now

INTO JAPANESE

私は今、全日本人を混乱させていると思う

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I think I am confusing the whole Japanese now

INTO JAPANESE

今日本人全体を混乱だと思う

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Think today's entire identity confusion

INTO JAPANESE

今日の全体のアイデンティティの混乱を考える

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Given the turmoil of today's entire identity

INTO JAPANESE

今日の全体のアイデンティティの混乱を考える

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Given the turmoil of today's entire identity