YOU SAID:

I, Biden, the shapeshifting pedo of darkness, unleashed an UNSPEAKABLE evil. But a foolish Wall Street politician weilding a magic haircut stepped forth to oppose me. Before he could get re-elected I threw him into the future, where my evil is law.

INTO JAPANESE

闇の変幻自在な小児性愛者、バイデンは、言葉に尽くせない悪を解き放った。だが、魔法の髪型を振り回す愚かなウォール街の政治家が、私に対抗するために現れた。彼が再選される前に、私は彼を未来へと突き落とした。そこでは、私の悪が法となる。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Biden, the dark, shapeshifting pedophile, has unleashed unspeakable evil. But a foolish Wall Street politician with a magical hairdo has risen to oppose me. Before he can be re-elected, I thrust him into the future, where my evil will become law.

INTO JAPANESE

闇の、形を変える小児性愛者バイデンは、言語に絶する悪を解き放った。だが、魔法のような髪型をした愚かなウォール街の政治家が私に対抗するために立ち上がった。彼が再選される前に、私は彼を未来へと突き落とし、私の悪が法となるようにする。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The dark, shapeshifting pedophile Biden has unleashed unspeakable evil. But some stupid Wall Street politician with a magical hairdo has risen up to oppose me. Before he is re-elected, I will thrust him into the future and make my evil law.

INTO JAPANESE

闇の、形を変える小児性愛者のバイデンは、言語に絶する悪を解き放った。だが、魔法のような髪型をした愚かなウォール街の政治家が私に対抗するために立ち上がった。彼が再選される前に、私は彼を未来に突き落とし、邪悪な法律を制定する。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Biden, the dark, shapeshifting pedophile, has unleashed unspeakable evil, but some stupid Wall Street politician with a magical hairdo has risen up to oppose me. Before he is re-elected, I will thrust him into the future and enact evil laws.

INTO JAPANESE

闇の変幻自在の小児性愛者バイデンは、言語に絶する悪を解き放った。だが、魔法のような髪型をした愚かなウォール街の政治家が私に対抗するために立ち上がった。彼が再選される前に、私は彼を未来に突き落とし、邪悪な法律を制定する。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Biden, the dark, shapeshifting pedophile, has unleashed unspeakable evil, but some stupid Wall Street politician with a magical hairdo has risen up to oppose me. Before he is re-elected, I will thrust him into the future and enact evil laws.