YOU SAID:

i came so hard that my entire weiner got blue

INTO JAPANESE

私は私の全体のweinerが青くなったように一生懸命来ました

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I came as hard as my whole weiner turned blue

INTO JAPANESE

私の全体のweinerが青くなったのと同じくらい私は一生懸命来ました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I came as hard as my entire weiner turned blue

INTO JAPANESE

私の全体のweinerが青くなったのと同じくらい私は一生懸命来ました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I came as hard as my entire weiner turned blue