YOU SAID:

I can't guarantee that I do no interesting things without you looking if you're not looking.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが見ていないのであれば、私はあなたが面白いことをしないことを保証できません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you are not watching, I can not guarantee you will not do fun things.

INTO JAPANESE

その選択肢は、絶対 気に入らない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

And I can guarantee you that is an outcome that you will not like.

INTO JAPANESE

その選択肢は、絶対 気に入らない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

And I can guarantee you that is an outcome that you will not like.