YOU SAID:

i cant believe your shoes are so freaking ugly

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたの靴がとてもおかしな醜いと信じることができない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I can't believe your shoes are so funny and ugly

INTO JAPANESE

君の靴がこんなに面白くて醜いなんて信じられない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I can't believe your shoes are so funny and ugly