YOU SAID:

I'd chime in with a haven't you people ever heard of closing the gosh darn door, no?

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたが誰も聞いたことのない人と話をしていました。

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I was talking to someone you have never heard of.

INTO JAPANESE

私は聞いたことのない人と話していた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was talking to someone I had never heard of.

INTO JAPANESE

私は聞いたことがない人と話していた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was talking to someone I've never heard of.

INTO JAPANESE

私は聞いたことがない人と話していた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was talking to someone I've never heard of.