YOU SAID:

I crapped my pantaloons and gulped a salad

INTO JAPANESE

私はパンタロンをたたき、サラダを飲んだ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I beat the pantaron and drank salad.

INTO JAPANESE

私はパンタロンを叩いてサラダを飲んだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I beat the pantaron and drank salad.