YOU SAID:

I crapped my pants, and now I must drive to the clothing store to feed colorless green dreams that sleep furiously.

INTO JAPANESE

私はズボンをたたいて、今、私は猛烈に眠る無色の緑の夢を養うために衣料品店に車で行かなければなりません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I knocked on my pants and now I have to drive to a clothing store to feed the colorless green dream of sleeping furiously.

INTO JAPANESE

私はズボンをノックし、今、私は猛烈に眠るという無色の緑の夢を養うために衣料品店に車で行かなければならない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I knocked on my pants and now I have to drive to a clothing store to feed the colorless green dream of sleeping furiously.