YOU SAID:

i crapped on my best friend and he slapped me in the face

INTO JAPANESE

私は私の親友に拍手し、彼は私の顔を平手打ち

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I applauded my best friend and he slapped me in the face

INTO JAPANESE

私は私の親友に拍手を送り、彼は私の顔を平手打ちした

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I applauded my best friend and he slapped me in the face