YOU SAID:

I desperately want to hit you with a shoe and cannot even begin to describe my urge to chuck you out of a window

INTO JAPANESE

私は必死に靴であなたを打ちたいし、窓からあなたをチャックアウトする私の衝動を説明することさえできない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I desperately want to hit you with shoes and can't even explain my urge to chuck you out of the window

INTO JAPANESE

私は必死に靴であなたを打ちたいし、窓からあなたをチャックアウトする私の衝動を説明することさえできない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I desperately want to hit you with shoes and can't even explain my urge to chuck you out of the window