YOU SAID:

i diagnose you with an uncurable case of EEEEEEEEOHAOEOEUHEEUHEYEYEUEEHOAEOEEOEOHHOahoHHoEHHeHHHEHAHAOEHAeoaeEAUIoOIEieiOuEOUOeHhOHOAEHHAOAEHAUEOoUAEAEIEeoHEHHeiHoiHiOhUOHioEeHoEI so die now hahahahahhhhaha

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたを不可能なケースと診断します

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I diagnose you as an impossible case

INTO JAPANESE

私が送って差し上げましょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I will serve you as an escort.

INTO JAPANESE

私が送って差し上げましょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I will serve you as an escort.