YOU SAID:

I do not speak Nihongo, I speak Japanese. My friends are pooping.

INTO JAPANESE

日本語を話すことはありません、私は日本語を話します。私の友人は、うんち。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I speak to Japan, do not speak to Japan. A friend of mine, yes immediately.

INTO JAPANESE

私は日本に話す、日本に話すことはありません。すぐにはい、私の友人。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Not that I speak in Japan, told the Japan. Now yes, my friend.

INTO JAPANESE

日本で語れる日本を語ったことはないです。今はい、私の友人。

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There is no Japan talk in Japan said. Now, my friend.

INTO JAPANESE

日本で日本の話はありません。今、私の友人。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The story of Japan in Japan. Now, my friend.

INTO JAPANESE

日本での話。今、私の友人。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The story in Japan. Now, my friend.

INTO JAPANESE

日本での話。今、私の友人。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The story in Japan. Now, my friend.